Little Tony was 7 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He’d been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her :

‘Grandma, what’s that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?’ She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth. ‘It’s called sex, darling.’

Little Tony said, ‘Oh, OK,’ and went back outside to play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,

‘Grandma, it isn’t called sex. It’s called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy’s mom wants to talk to you.’

This Week’s Funny

A little boy was sitting sadly on the curb beside his lawn mower, when along came a minister riding a bicycle. The minister noticed that the boy appeared discouraged, so he thought he would try to help.

“Hello there!” said the minister. “How would you like to trade your lawn mower for this bicycle?”

“Sure, mister,” the little boy responded, and went on his merry way.

A few days later, the boy and the minister crossed paths again. The minister said, “I think you took me on our trade. I keep crankin’ that old lawn mower, but it won’t start.”

“You gotta cuss it,” said the little boy.

“Well I can’t do that,” said the minister. “I’m a preacher. I forgot about cussin’ a long time ago.”

The little boy answered, “Just keep on crankin’, preacher; it’ll come back to ya.”

-Submitted by Van Morris, Mount Washington, Kentucky

I wonder, I can remember when us kids were small and sometimes mischievous, my Mother would get upset and sometimes let a cuss word fly and we would point that out to her and then she would say, well you kids are enough to make a preacher cuss.

HEY~!!  Not EVERYTHING I

post tends to be nasty,  dirty,  filthy,

raunchy and disgusting!

Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique used traditionally in Sicily .  The funny thing is that it really does work.

1.  Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.

2.  Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.

3.  Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.

4.  No one knows your secret place.

5.  You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.

6.  The soothing sound of a gentle water fall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.

7.  The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater.

There!!  See?  It really does work. You’re smiling already. Feel free to forward this if you know others who might benefit from this technique.