One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, ‘Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in ‘Slim Fast’. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!’

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. “What the hell is this?” he said to himself as a little ‘dust’ cloud appeared when he shook them out.

“April,” he hollered into the bathroom, “Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?”

She replied with a snicker. “It’s not talcum powder, it’s Miracle Grow!!!!!”

You guys just never learn….to not tick off the woman.